1. 2 years ago 
    Alcohol makes you lean, not fat

    “Now here’s a little known fact: Alcohol does not make you FAT – it makes you LEAN …Against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people”

    - H/T to my friend Joe Prostrollo

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